Now this just in, the 2 year old's birthday party was a success, they ate 16 salmon salad sandwiches, ate 12 pieces of cake, and drank 2 pitchers of juice

Ryan Letourneau

This seems like something a nazi would say.

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

The War on Christmas is raging on, and this year, it's personal.

Little Hammy

just realized i’ve been taking laxatives since high school

david 🧋

What I got from playing FFXV again.

-The combat system is great.
-The story is great.
-The world is great.
-The characters are great.
-The soundtrack is great.
-Everything else is garbage.

Jerma

The point of Tesla is to accelerate the advent of sustainable transport.

Elon Musk

quirked up shordy

That's why today, I signed into law the Women’s Equality Act.

President Biden

i wish there was a way to tell when my pc is overheating

Technoblade

i accidentally bought two minecraft accounts

The 18-year-old was among 19 people arrested in dawn raids on Thursday in the biggest crackdown yet on suspected militant networks.
The arrests came after a six-month investigation by the National Crime Agency (NCA) into suspected Islamist terrorism.
The 18-year-old, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was arrested at a property in Dewsbury, West Yorkshire, on Thursday.
He was taken to

Schlatt

2016: minecraft is life. 2017: minecraft is life. 2018: minecraft is life. 2019: minecraft is life. 2020: minecraft is life. 2021: minecraft is life. 2022: minecraft is life. 2023: minecraft is life. 2024: minecraft

TommyInnit

its like i cant even but with more profanity.

wint

thinking about my chroma RGB gaming yacht

ive been on the antidepressant good vibes for like 3 months now and i dont even know if it works. my psychiatrist is a total hack

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