“I feel really offended when you make jokes about white guys because you just look like every white guy” - a white guy

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

imagine if all the memes were real. they'd still be memes

wint

just realized the 2 highest grossing movies of all time are ice age and ice age 2

Ryan Letourneau

george is still asleep, we’re having a sleepover!!!

dream

prezoh

(looking at picture of daughter next to stack of cash) nice. shes getting so big *looks at daughter again* whats she doing?

Now this just in, the 2 year old's birthday party was a success, they ate 16 salmon salad sandwiches, ate 12 pieces of cake, and drank 2 pitchers of juice

i feel like i should feel guilty for doing this but i definitely dont

henry/myriad: mind funeral

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

how am I supposed to get super high when I can’t smoke weed

little lord fuckleroy

guys im gonna try something. im gonna open this boi with a quote from the bible. im not gonna say who said it, im not gonna say

TommyInnit

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

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