A river is flowing ....
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...

Wilbur Soot

dream

Sam Parr

George

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

wint

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

the FBI just kicked my door in looking for the 2 fugitives, 2 fugitives?!?

tehlamb

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

TommyInnit

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

Yesterday I went to Google HQ with a fake bomb threat and a bunch of cops showed up. (I got escorted out). They told me that Google has a zero-tolerance policy regarding bomb threats, and that if I make another bomb threat in the next six months I will permanently be banned from Google.

Keffals

Sometimes, you just have to be really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Lenny Rachitsky

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

i just have one of those faces that men want to explain stuff to

genetically engineered online girl

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

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