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let me guess, dream has a crush on me

A girl asked “why are you so short?” I said “because I am” She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head” I said “because you’re taller than me” She said “but I’m a girl” I said “what difference does that make” She said “I’m going to report you” I said “well go ahead”