do u guys think its weird that i have 3 different accounts on twitter?

david 🧋

Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

Ranboo

I have just been informed by my stream chat that I look like the exorcist :D

i lied to myself for so long that i was normal and that i had something to offer the world

(looking at picture of daughter next to stack of cash) nice. shes getting so big *looks at daughter again* whats she doing?

I just realized I am no longer a teenager

I’m gonna be on Venus, and Venus is gonna be on Venus.

I don’t know what to do anymore

I have thought long and hard and decided that I will die today

i can’t believe the supreme court voted for 2 states to have the same right as the other 49. now they can force women to get abortions.

omg i love it when the cheese in the cheezits gets hard

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

Left my keys in an Uber. I guess this makes me a Dumbass

i think i'm going to just go ahead and say that william shakespeare was racist

well, technically this is my 500th video but I got deleted from YouTube so... whatever.