Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

Ranboo

dream

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

I will pay no attention to what the media says about me, because propaganda is as evil as anything I’ve ever done

HEY FOLKS I DONT KNOW IF IVE BEEN TALKING TO YOU OR IF YOUR JUST TALKING TO ME BUT IM TALKING TO EITHER ONE :D

11:30pm and i’m already picking out my outfit for tomorrow

The claw machine gave me a unicorn today, and my unicorn was unhappy about it.

So I took it back.

good afternoon everyone, this is your last chance...

ive met a dude who hasnt said bro once. im impressed. hes very woke

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus