Ranboo is the only person I know who can do 1+1=5

Spade

My skin has tightened up so much I look like I’m 12

Ranboo

just realized the 2 highest grossing movies of all time are ice age and ice age 2

Ryan Letourneau

Just walked by a guy with 10 different phones and 10 different headphones

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

wint

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

i just have one of those faces that men want to explain stuff to

genetically engineered online girl

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

(picking up my dolls and tenderly kissing them on their cheeks) i love you my babies

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

Today Hillary won more votes than Donald Trump did in 2016.

Welcome to Day 3 of 30 Days of Thankfulness. Today I am thankful for the blessing that my husband is.
My husband is an amazing man. He is loving, caring, intelligent, funny, kind, patient, supportive, and so much more. He is a wonderful father and an even better husband.
He is always willing to help me. He is my biggest fan and supporter. I love my husband so much.
1. He’s

George

I just got home and I already miss my boos.

Mark

i hate when there's two clouds in one part of the sky and one cloud in another part of the sky and they don't match up at all

how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

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