(looking at picture of daughter next to stack of cash) nice. shes getting so big *looks at daughter again* whats she doing?

wint

i heard there's a queen elizabeth ii doll that you can buy at Target. thats kind of cool

pregabalin puuppy

i wish i could drink 1 liter of 7up then 1 liter of coke then 1 liter of pepsi then 1 liter of sprite

Mr Steal Yo Signs

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Wilbur Soot

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

Ranboo

My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do

Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I can’t help but think of this:

The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order

Elon Musk

what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing

Today I am announcing my retirement from gaming. I've been a gamer my whole life and always dreamed that one day I could make a living doing what I love. However, recently I've realized that I cannot compete with some of the bigger guys out there.

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

TommyInnit

dude, i still don’t think it’s fair to say that the ps4 is a playstation 4; it’s just the ps4

sorrel "the mummy" kerr-jung🎃

BREAKING: senator joe biden has tested positive for covid

transgender marx

This is me, and anyone who disagrees with me is a bot.

(sending you a cease and desist) please take this as a compliment

genetically engineered online girl

i watched 2 videos about 1 hour ago where someone made a minecraft tutorial where they built a house, and then built another house, and then built a 3rd house, and then built another 3rd house, and then built a 4th house, and then said oh, i gotta go and walked off the screen

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