billzo

Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I can’t help but think of this:

The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order

Elon Musk

i feel like i should feel guilty for doing this but i definitely dont

henry/myriad: mind funeral

1.2 billion white people 1.2 billion black people 1.2 billion white people 1.2 billion black people

gale na

Ranboo

Ranboo is the only person I know who can do 1+1=5

Spade

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

wint

I can't stand the harry potter characters

SP(ook)Y

1 MONTH AND 5 DAYS AGO WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVED THIS GAME.

Quackity

TommyInnit

im trying to think of a way to create another 3 letter word. got nothing.

dream

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

(looking at picture of daughter next to stack of cash) nice. shes getting so big *looks at daughter again* whats she doing?

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