ive been on the antidepressant good vibes for like 3 months now and i dont even know if it works. my psychiatrist is a total hack

wint

1984: “All animals are equal”
2019: “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”

Elon Musk

my mother just asked me if I was ok and I told her I was perfect

dream

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

My skin has tightened up so much I look like I’m 12

Ranboo

i’ve been playing minecraft for 20 years, and i’m still in awe of how the game keeps getting better

SungWon Cho

i havent been getting laid in over a year. im not angry. im just disappointed.

The 18-year-old was among 19 people arrested in dawn raids on Thursday in the biggest crackdown yet on suspected militant networks.
The arrests came after a six-month investigation by the National Crime Agency (NCA) into suspected Islamist terrorism.
The 18-year-old, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was arrested at a property in Dewsbury, West Yorkshire, on Thursday.
He was taken to

Schlatt

When you design a Product, it's not just a visual thing.

Ashish ✦ ashuxi.eth

So, this is what happens when you're running out of ideas for your SMP.

Kaz ♛

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

omg ive been saying chelsea should sign zidane forever

Overlord

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

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