The claw machine gave me a unicorn today, and my unicorn was unhappy about it.

So I took it back.

Ranboo

i heard there's a queen elizabeth ii doll that you can buy at Target. thats kind of cool

pregabalin puuppy

Left my keys in an Uber. I guess this makes me a Dumbass

TommyInnit

guys im gonna try something. im gonna open this boi with a quote from the bible. im not gonna say who said it, im not gonna say

wint

george is still asleep, we’re having a sleepover!!!

dream

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

The emerging field of social media manipulation is too dangerous to be ignored. I will be dedicating more resources to this problem

Elon Musk

i’ve been asleep for 20 hours. i’m pretty sure i have no brain function anymore.

hasanabi

I talked myself out of getting bees. But i kept reading about the bee apocalypse and that keeps me up at night

gale na

imagine if all the memes were real. they'd still be memes

1. how i became a millionaire
2. how i became a millionaire part 2
3. how i became a millionaire part 3
4. how i became a millionaire part 4
5. how i became a millionaire part 5
6. how i became a millionaire part 6
7. how i became

david 🧋

i bet 4chan doesnt have 4chans back. theyre like i didnt know 4chan was 4chan

the FBI just kicked my door in looking for the 2 fugitives, 2 fugitives?!?

tehlamb

george said... “I want you guys to send me a video of me saying I love you”

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