guys im gonna try something. im gonna open this boi with a quote from the bible. im not gonna say who said it, im not gonna say

wint

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh RANBOO !!!!!

count noa ✡︎ 🧛‍♀️

(looking at picture of daughter next to stack of cash) nice. shes getting so big *looks at daughter again* whats she doing?

tobyfox

i heard there's a queen elizabeth ii doll that you can buy at Target. thats kind of cool

pregabalin puuppy

Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I can’t help but think of this:

The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order

Elon Musk

1 MONTH AND 5 DAYS AGO WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVED THIS GAME.

Quackity

imagine if all the memes were real. they'd still be memes

BREAKING: senator joe biden has tested positive for covid

transgender marx

A word from Georgette: This dress was a surprise present from my husband for our first wedding anniversary. It was made to measure and fits perfectly.
The dress was made in 2 pieces, the bodice and skirt. The dress has a fitted bodice with a ruffle around the neckline and straps. The skirt is gathered to the waist and flares out slightly. The skirt has a tulle underskirt with a satin border.

dream

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

(sending you a cease and desist) please take this as a compliment

genetically engineered online girl

1984: “All animals are equal”
2019: “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”

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