Just finished reading a biography of Henry David Thoreau and realized that Thoreau was America's first hippie

Glass Bead Gamer

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

wint

Now this just in, the 2 year old's birthday party was a success, they ate 16 salmon salad sandwiches, ate 12 pieces of cake, and drank 2 pitchers of juice

Ryan Letourneau

Sometimes, you just have to be really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Lenny Rachitsky

My skin has tightened up so much I look like I’m 12

Ranboo

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

I actually really like Pulisic, he’s a well rounded player. He’s good in attack, good in defence and has a bit of pace

Zi🤟🏿

youve probably heard internet trolls are the new terrorists well guess what im internet terrorists

SungWon Cho

Maggdalene

polar

the best way not to get fired is to never work

andrewchen

good afternoon everyone, this is your last chance...

Jack Butcher

When was the last time you felt really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Sam Parr

I can’t believe I forgot to make a video today

I was about to go to sleep

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