Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

Ranboo

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

i wish i could just accost people on the street and be like “hey, you’re handsome”

david 🧋

dream

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

wint

2016: minecraft is life. 2017: minecraft is life. 2018: minecraft is life. 2019: minecraft is life. 2020: minecraft is life. 2021: minecraft is life. 2022: minecraft is life. 2023: minecraft is life. 2024: minecraft

TommyInnit

no. im not crying. im laughing. hard. its just so good.

Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I can’t help but think of this:

The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order

Elon Musk

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY! 

I'M A BIG FAN OF SAINT PATRICK'S DAY, I'M ALSO A BIG FAN OF GREEN THINGS, WHO WOULDN'T BE? :D

aimsey

Tommy/Milo/Toby/Pidge/Bee

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

i feel like i should feel guilty for doing this but i definitely dont

henry/myriad: mind funeral

guys im gonna try something. im gonna open this boi with a quote from the bible. im not gonna say who said it, im not gonna say

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