Elon Musk

i bet if youre a democrat, youve never loved someone more than you love the government.

wint

I am truly sorry and apologize to everyone I have let down and disappointed.

Ranboo had a dream that he got fired and woke up crying. Woke up to reality and realized it wasn’t a dream.

Just been banned from the Apple Store for filming a 5 minute video on how to take apart a Macbook Pro

george said... “I want you guys to send me a video of me saying I love you”

My skin has tightened up so much I look like I’m 12

To all fans who have inquired about the recent disappearance of the 1-Up Mushroom: I have removed it from the game. Regular content will now resume.

how am I supposed to get super high when I can’t smoke weed

i feel like i should feel guilty for doing this but i definitely dont

ive been on the antidepressant good vibes for like 3 months now and i dont even know if it works. my psychiatrist is a total hack

my mother just asked me if I was ok and I told her I was perfect

omg, i hate when ur boyfriend doesn’t text me back

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