#1 razor licking himejoshi NA

Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I can’t help but think of this:

The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order

Elon Musk

(sending you a cease and desist) please take this as a compliment

genetically engineered online girl

America, I’m back and what’s more I’m armed and dangerous.

TommyInnit

“I feel really offended when you make jokes about white guys because you just look like every white guy” - a white guy

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

This is me, and anyone who disagrees with me is a bot.

wint

i’ve been having these weird dreams for the past week about andrew tate

hasanabi

Mark

Yesterday I went to Google HQ with a fake bomb threat and a bunch of cops showed up. (I got escorted out). They told me that Google has a zero-tolerance policy regarding bomb threats, and that if I make another bomb threat in the next six months I will permanently be banned from Google.

Keffals

The emerging field of social media manipulation is too dangerous to be ignored. I will be dedicating more resources to this problem

Ranboo sickness update:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ranbalt

2016: minecraft is life. 2017: minecraft is life. 2018: minecraft is life. 2019: minecraft is life. 2020: minecraft is life. 2021: minecraft is life. 2022: minecraft is life. 2023: minecraft is life. 2024: minecraft

dude, i still don’t think it’s fair to say that the ps4 is a playstation 4; it’s just the ps4

sorrel "the mummy" kerr-jung🎃

i hate when there's two clouds in one part of the sky and one cloud in another part of the sky and they don't match up at all

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