My entire life is about science & tech. I will be the greatest science president, ever. And I will be the best president, ever.

Elon Musk

i am so sexy and funny and weird and misunderstood and horny and sad and angry and cool and just generally awesome

genetically engineered online girl

TommyInnit

obama's 2008 acceptance speech was the 1st time i cried watching a president speak.

hasanabi

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

wint

guys im gonna try something. im gonna open this boi with a quote from the bible. im not gonna say who said it, im not gonna say

everyone, the moment you die, remember that this moment is exactly HOW IT SHOULD BE

SungWon Cho

Left my keys in an Uber. I guess this makes me a Dumbass

I will kill spam, remove bots & trolls & give you a voice in social media

The real reason I wanted to post this is that I want to say im sorry to the 2 individuals who were hurt as a result of my comments, and to my friends who are LGBTQ+. I respect all of your identities and your humanity. I hope that people reading this know that I never intended to offend anyone. I understand my comments hurt people, and that is not something that I take lightly. I also want to say that I will continue to be an ally.

Ranboo

I love rx. He‘s basically the kawaii version of me.

じさ | steals Takeomi‘s 🚬 at night

i don’t understand why my professors assign 3 pages of reading for a lecture that’s supposed to be 45 minutes

david 🧋

(looking at picture of daughter next to stack of cash) nice. shes getting so big *looks at daughter again* whats she doing?

(sending you a cease and desist) please take this as a compliment

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