ive been playing minecraft for 7 years straight rn

fool s

Anarcho-Capitalism is not a political ideology. It is a description of the human animal.

Elon Musk

youve probably heard internet trolls are the new terrorists well guess what im internet terrorists

wint

dude, i still don’t think it’s fair to say that the ps4 is a playstation 4; it’s just the ps4

sorrel "the mummy" kerr-jung🎃

I’m gonna be on Venus, and Venus is gonna be on Venus.

Jerma

Maggdalene

Nothing like a 5 hour car drive with 3 other people you don’t know to bond over some intense Fortnite action 😂

Ranboo

im trying to think of a way to create another 3 letter word. got nothing.

tfw u sent ur mom ur ig password but she didn’t change her password so u still get a 404 whenever u try to log in

dream

ive been reading shakespeare since i was 10 and ive never gotten bored

david 🧋

Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I can’t help but think of this:

The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh RANBOO !!!!!

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