The claw machine gave me a unicorn today, and my unicorn was unhappy about it.

So I took it back.

Ranboo

how am I supposed to get super high when I can’t smoke weed

little lord fuckleroy

Dream has officially been elected as Brazil’s president

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

my 2nd channel is surpassing my first on trending

Technoblade

“My parents wanted me to be a doctor or a lawyer so I studied science...” - that doctor is gonna be dead in 5 years

mesh509

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

dream

i am so sexy and funny and weird and misunderstood and horny and sad and angry and cool and just generally awesome

genetically engineered online girl

OK, no, not that. That might hurt my feelings.

TommyInnit

Never tweet anything you wouldn’t want the whole world to see.

Elon Musk

11:30pm and i’m already picking out my outfit for tomorrow

david 🧋

To all fans who have inquired about the recent disappearance of the 1-Up Mushroom: I have removed it from the game. Regular content will now resume.

Supper Mario Broth

1. 5 y/o boy with no friends
2. 13 y/o girl with no friends
3. 17 y/o boy with no friends
4. 18 y/o girl with no friends
5. 21 y/o boy with no friends
6.

tfw u sent ur mom ur ig password but she didn’t change her password so u still get a 404 whenever u try to log in

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