PLEASE HELP ME I'M GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW :(

Tubbo

Tommy/Milo/Toby/Pidge/Bee

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

i think i'm going to just go ahead and say that william shakespeare was racist

tfw u sent ur mom ur ig password but she didn’t change her password so u still get a 404 whenever u try to log in

i can’t believe the supreme court voted for 2 states to have the same right as the other 49. now they can force women to get abortions.

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

We're here to build products, not portfolios.

my 2nd channel is surpassing my first on trending

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

Left my keys in an Uber. I guess this makes me a Dumbass

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus