(looking at picture of daughter next to stack of cash) nice. shes getting so big *looks at daughter again* whats she doing?

wint

everyone, the moment you die, remember that this moment is exactly HOW IT SHOULD BE

SungWon Cho

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

polar

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

i havent been getting laid in over a year. im not angry. im just disappointed.

just realized i’ve been taking laxatives since high school

david 🧋

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

Cass 🏳️‍⚧️

Dream has officially been elected as Brazil’s president

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do

Ranboo

imagine if all the memes were real. they'd still be memes

...i'm not saying we can never make another star wars movie but if we do, i'm dead...

Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️ (doom patrol enjoyer)

Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I can’t help but think of this:

The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order

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