i don’t understand why my professors assign 3 pages of reading for a lecture that’s supposed to be 45 minutes

david 🧋

Sapnap and me are best friends and we’re like brothers. we work together every single day, from recording, to editing, to planning, to social, to minecraft, to everything. we literally do everything together.

George and I were in fortnite and we both got 1 kill and 1 assist

dream

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Wilbur Soot

That's why today, I signed into law the Women’s Equality Act.

President Biden

This is me, and anyone who disagrees with me is a bot.

Elon Musk

i feel like i should feel guilty for doing this but i definitely dont

henry/myriad: mind funeral

ive been lying in bed all day thinking about how i hate math

obama's 2008 acceptance speech was the 1st time i cried watching a president speak.

hasanabi

So, this is what happens when you're running out of ideas for your SMP.

Kaz ♛

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@levelsio

just realized i’ve been taking laxatives since high school

(picking up my dolls and tenderly kissing them on their cheeks) i love you my babies

genetically engineered online girl

RIP to techno, sorry to his family, friends, and fans.

If Democrats had their way, they would...
1. Dismiss the trials, claiming they were rigged.
2. Start a civil rights movement against whites.
3. Require police to wear dashcams.
4. Call Republicans fascists.
5. Demand reparations.
6. Demand criminal

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