dream

The claw machine gave me a unicorn today, and my unicorn was unhappy about it.

So I took it back.

Ranboo

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

wint

Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me?

@levelsio

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

Sometimes, you just have to be really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Lenny Rachitsky

i walked into a police station and they said do you work here? I said i do now

TommyInnit

What I got from playing FFXV again.

-The combat system is great.
-The story is great.
-The world is great.
-The characters are great.
-The soundtrack is great.
-Everything else is garbage.

Jerma

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

I don’t know what to do anymore

I have thought long and hard and decided that I will die today

Ranbalt

America, I’m back and what’s more I’m armed and dangerous.

When was the last time you felt really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

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