thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

America, I’m back and what’s more I’m armed and dangerous.

TommyInnit

Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

Ranboo

Halloween Stu 🐦

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

wint

1. 5 y/o boy with no friends
2. 13 y/o girl with no friends
3. 17 y/o boy with no friends
4. 18 y/o girl with no friends
5. 21 y/o boy with no friends
6.

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire

Patrick McKenzie

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

Ranboo sickness update:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ranbalt

Tommy/Milo/Toby/Pidge/Bee

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

Tubbo

i walked into a police station and they said do you work here? I said i do now

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

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