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Elon Musk

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

Ranboo

ive been having the worst anxiety attacks all week

david 🧋

i walked into a police station and they said do you work here? I said i do now

TommyInnit

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

The claw machine gave me a unicorn today, and my unicorn was unhappy about it.

So I took it back.

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

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Jack Butcher

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

wint

ive been reading shakespeare since i was 10 and ive never gotten bored

Ranboo is the only person I know who can do 1+1=5

Spade

in 5 years time im going to be a millionaire

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