The “no one’s going to care” meme is hilarious to me. Like, obviously people care. Like, if someone says “no one’s going to care” to me, I’m going to care. Because I care about things

Big Joel

ive been reading shakespeare since i was 10 and ive never gotten bored

david 🧋

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

wint

Cybertruck’s bed is made of military-grade aluminum, with stainless steel for the roll bar. The prototype I saw had a white color scheme, but Tesla says the final production version will be more durable and have an “armor-like” finish

Elon Musk

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

The 18-year-old was among 19 people arrested in dawn raids on Thursday in the biggest crackdown yet on suspected militant networks.
The arrests came after a six-month investigation by the National Crime Agency (NCA) into suspected Islamist terrorism.
The 18-year-old, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was arrested at a property in Dewsbury, West Yorkshire, on Thursday.
He was taken to

Schlatt

ive met a dude who hasnt said bro once. im impressed. hes very woke

dream

so tbh, i’ve never hated anyone as much as i do taylor swift.

Ranboo

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY! 

I'M A BIG FAN OF SAINT PATRICK'S DAY, I'M ALSO A BIG FAN OF GREEN THINGS, WHO WOULDN'T BE? :D

aimsey

guys im gonna try something. im gonna open this boi with a quote from the bible. im not gonna say who said it, im not gonna say

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

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