im trying to think of a way to create another 3 letter word. got nothing.

wint

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

11:30pm and i’m already picking out my outfit for tomorrow

david 🧋

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

Jack Butcher

dream

Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

Ranboo

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

Ranboo sickness update:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ranbalt

tfw u sent ur mom ur ig password but she didn’t change her password so u still get a 404 whenever u try to log in

Ranboo is the only person I know who can do 1+1=5

Spade

how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

i wonder if the cia will let me bring a kitten into the office

When was the last time you felt really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Sam Parr

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

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