if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

wint

just realized the 2 highest grossing movies of all time are ice age and ice age 2

Ryan Letourneau

...i'm not saying we can never make another star wars movie but if we do, i'm dead...

Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️ (doom patrol enjoyer)

void emily () {}

i don’t understand why my professors assign 3 pages of reading for a lecture that’s supposed to be 45 minutes

david 🧋

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

my 2nd channel is surpassing my first on trending

Technoblade

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

ive been lying in bed all day thinking about how i hate math

The real reason I wanted to post this is that I want to say im sorry to the 2 individuals who were hurt as a result of my comments, and to my friends who are LGBTQ+. I respect all of your identities and your humanity. I hope that people reading this know that I never intended to offend anyone. I understand my comments hurt people, and that is not something that I take lightly. I also want to say that I will continue to be an ally.

Ranboo

What I got from playing FFXV again.

-The combat system is great.
-The story is great.
-The world is great.
-The characters are great.
-The soundtrack is great.
-Everything else is garbage.

Jerma

Ranboo had a dream that he got fired and woke up crying. Woke up to reality and realized it wasn’t a dream.

Ranbalt

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

I’m just gonna say it, if the world ended right now I’d probably be fine. I’m such a nihilist

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