im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

wint

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

Ranboo

i think i'm going to just go ahead and say that william shakespeare was racist

pregabalin puuppy

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

Sam Parr

dream

Just walked by a guy with 10 different phones and 10 different headphones

Ryan Letourneau

i just have one of those faces that men want to explain stuff to

genetically engineered online girl

okay, so this video is gonna be about george, and I wanna talk about george, because today is not George Day, it’s George Day, so I’m gonna talk about george today, okay

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

Hey thanks you guys for being here it means a lot to me

Ranbalt

Ranboo sickness update:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

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