i wish i could just accost people on the street and be like “hey, you’re handsome”

david 🧋

25 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS!!!!! thank youuuuu ♥️♥️

dream

I am truly sorry and apologize to everyone I have let down and disappointed.

i feel like i should feel guilty for doing this but i definitely dont

henry/myriad: mind funeral

Just finished reading a biography of Henry David Thoreau and realized that Thoreau was America's first hippie

Glass Bead Gamer

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

Ranboo

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

no. im not crying. im laughing. hard. its just so good.

Sam Parr

i bet 4chan doesnt have 4chans back. theyre like i didnt know 4chan was 4chan

wint

My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do

Today Hillary won more votes than Donald Trump did in 2016.

youve probably heard internet trolls are the new terrorists well guess what im internet terrorists

good afternoon everyone, this is your last chance...

Jack Butcher

tfw, you wait 10 years for a 10 year reunion then realize 10 years isnt even enough

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