from Sam Parr | by Sam Parr

Been reading some Oscar Wilde ish to see what the hyped about. Overrated, if you ask me. The British style is way too elitist and Wilde was soft AF. Someone suggest a good American short novel. Looking for that ruff American stuff. No soft boys.

Sorry Brit’s. But that pre-1940 British ask is weak. Every sentence sounds like it ends with a question. Talking like they got a mouth full of molasses. Zero assertiveness. Lots of snobbery.

This Basil dude trying have sex with his painting. Get a grip bruh